Tales of a Secret Rockstar

Time to punt. That's basically a football way of saying I've got nothing much to say tonight. I was at the PAOC District Conference today. Ken Russel was elected as the new District Superintendent. Congratulations are in order for him. Is it just me, or is there an actress called Keri Russel? I tried to make that joke while I was helping count the votes, but nobody got it. I thought it would be funny if someone accidentally voted for her because they had messy writing.

I really wanted to liveblog that event, like they've been doing over here. I thought it would be fun. But alas, I did not have a computer, nor would it have been welcome in if I did (I think).

Here's some highlights though:

- Dave Wells introducing and welcoming some individuals, then finishing by saying, "And I'd like to welcome myself."

- Dave Wells, during a lull, saying, "Whenever I get bored at church, I try to count how many sides are on those pillars over there."

- Picking up peoples ballots, and feeling like all my days of handing out and collecting class evaluations have been training for this moment.

- Jeremy Postal giving me a cold McDonald's Buffalo Chicken Wrap. Which I ate.

- Desperately wishing I had the courage to be the one "nay" guy, like on the union episode of the Simpsons.

Other than that, it was mostly talking and passing motions and voting and hearing presentations.

Wow, looks like I had something to write about after all.