Tales of a Secret Rockstar

A realization hit me today like a pretty bird hitting a window. I haven't had a girl related post in a while. So this is it. And I will try to only use disturbing analogies. This should be fun. Listening to Modest Mouse can only help my disturbing analogy drive.

The main reason for the lack of girl posts is, as expected, the lack of girls about who to post. My dating life is drier than . . . analogy plan failing . . . world spinning off its axis . . . bah. Failure. Anyways, It's pretty dull. Just for fun, here's the score sheet for the significant crushes I've had over the last few years (seeing as how I've never dated). One is married. One is engaged. One is dating. There's a couple of others, but those are the three main ones. This post is already sounding hilariously bitter. I'm not really that bitter. It's just an interesting stat.

I think that maybe I have some kind of relational dysfunction. Most people have their dysfunctions within a relationship; I think mine involves starting a relationship. I always slip into "brother mode". I don't even mean to. But all of a sudden, I'm shopping with a girl, and I say something like "That guy is checking you out. Heeheehee". Things like that. I also like to refer to this as the "gay friend syndrome". It doesn't really work for relationships. I lack boldness. Not that I need any right now. There's really no prospects. Which is fine.

Every once in a while a girl says something like "Man, why don't you have a girlfriend?" or "I can't wait til you find a nice girl". And I think, "How could you even ask that?" What does that mean? Does she want to help me find a nice girl? Because I just get tired of being reminded of such things. I find life goes better if I don't think about it. I don't think girls should be allowed to ask guys that question unless they are related, or clearly want to be that girlfriend. Granted, there are some people who are still allowed to ask me that. They know who they are.

Ranting is fun, but now it's time for bed.