Tales of a Secret Rockstar

This is my issue with Average Joe: It's not fair. They didn't pick average guys to be the "average guys." They picked strange and rather sub-par guys. I mean, there are many average guys who would be considered good looking. But not on that show. Not at all. One of the best looking guys has the weirdest chin shaving job I have ever seen! Ever! The nicest guy is that guy with the terrible teeth who I think looks like Jeremy Taggart (drummer from OLP). I mean, he's nice, but he can't even swim! The guy doesn't even know how to ride a freaking bicycle! How is that average?

Now they've brought in the Pec Squad. It's the 8 hot guys that compete with the average guys. I watched their first week on the island today and it was the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. They were so obnoxious, and the other guys were so threatened. They said themselves that it felt like they were in "Revenge of the Nerds." Then the contest this week was this high school setting. They had an IQ test, then an obstacle course, then . . . DODGEBALL!!! What the hell is that? And the ridiculously annoying chick thought the average guys had a chance? Ridiculous! It was like watching highschool guys, but they were all between 21 and 35. I think the pec squad boys have superpowers. That's how ridiculously good looking and well established they are. They can all shoot lasers out of their pecs. And I think Todd might be able to fly.

I think the worst part is the girl. In the first series the girl was believable. Maybe even likeable. But not this time. Sure she's georgeous, but she has not personality, and she's the most annoyingly flirty girl in the world. She's more of a kissing whore (pronounced "whoore") then the first girl was too. All around, a terrible show. I hope the shallowest hot guy wins. She doesn't deserve much else. Especially not the brilliant chef. He's awesome. But he's going to lose. Because he's fat.